The Spectacular Rise and Fall of Nick Bosa and How None of That Really Matters Because He Has a Six-Pack
Gay men would fall in love with a refrigerator if it had abs.
This month, famed inventor of nipples, Kimberly Kardashian, announced her shapeware brand would now feature underwear, but this time for men. Accompanying this announcement was a promotional video highlighting several oiled-up men with digitally smoothed-over bulges and impressive pectoral muscles. After the launch, every gay group chat lit up, heraldin…