My personal Substack

A whimsical slushy of hysterical tirades exploring utter nonsense like sexism, religious zealots, conservative jerks, and all the ways society sharts on the femme, lightly sprinkled with personal sagas and absurdist palette cleansers.

a landing page for when my blog becomes obsolete

Short fiction and non-fiction. The pleasure is ALL mine!

I would never call this a "newsletter." Death before saying "blog." Weekly updates, essays, Reality TV concerns, etc.

thoughts about bodies

writing to make you feel crazier & writing to make you feel sane

sporadic poetry & things from cat cohen

The world's first Beauty publication! (Everything else is just about appearance.)

BOYSLUT® is an erotic publication featuring real accounts of intimate, raunchy, and kinky sexual experiences curated by Zachary Zane.

Chipping away at the inscrutability of modern life, popular culture, and how we feel about both.